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Carson. 17. Scottish-American. Fangirl. Animal lover. Language enthusiast. Hetalian. Pegasister. Lazy bum.

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

country-shipper:


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country-shipper:

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letstakethetardistoasgard:

kilisbeard:

whatthefalseheartdothknow:

r-r-r-robin:

abitcombustible:

its-time-to-dualscar:

newspaperrealities:

Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)

okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.

has anyone listened to this?

it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.

this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.

whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels 

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confusedtree:

Generalizing all men can be harmful to DMAB trans people and pretty much all transmasculine people too but if you’re telling me that’s where self-involved cis guys who say “hey not all men are pigs” are coming from I’m going to laugh all the way to the liquor cabinet

carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:

REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE

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