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I have an iPhone so unfortunately I can’t buy a battery. I’ll have to get a new cord. All my cords are actually coming apart…it’s pretty bad. But that does suck :/ at least you can have an extra battery handy for emergencies! :)

It’s sad that cords are built so cheaply. Like, if more companies made quality products then they’d have loyal customers and it’d be more reasonable to charge high prices for things. But they’re asking $20+ for a cord I won’t have for more than a year.



This is incredibly satisfying


(Source: generalelectric)




Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’



Chris Evans is all like ” I don’t always assemble a team but when I do they are the most attractive people in the universe”

And Samuel L Jackson is like “Motherfuckers.”

  Anonymous said:
But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*





Please be joking

port o’ rico

guys remember when

I still cackle about this


You guys, there’s this game called pumpkin online that is currently raising funds via kickstarter. Let me explain to you why this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a video game

  • MMO similar to Harvest Moon or Farmville
  • Date cute NPCs of EITHER GENDER no matter WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
  • Play as a non-binary person !!!!
  • Play any race!!!!
  • There will even be an island in the world that revolves around spoon theory and features disabled NPCs!!

The kickstarter ends in 12 days and they barely have HALF of their goal. They need all the help we can give them to make this as awesome as possible!!!

So if you have any money, please donate ->

Or signal boost this so we can make it happen!!